Pet Trivia
REASONS WHY A DOG HAS SO MANY FRIENDS
 

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

 
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
 
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
 
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
 
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
 
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
 
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
 
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
 
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
 
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul
-- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
 
Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
 
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
 
If you think dogs can't count,try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
 
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
 
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
- Heinlein
 
Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.
- Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'
 
Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account?
- Jean Paul Richter
 
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
 
 
FUN FACTS AND HAIRY HUMOR
 
Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady:"
 
  1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was -- instead they ask how your cats are doing.
  2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.
  3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.
  4. You have more cats than the local pet store and there are several kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment.
  5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats."
  6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.
  7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.
  8. You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them.
  9. The only time you leave your apartment is to feed the stray cats in the neighborhood.
  10. You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
 
Courtesy of Cat's Back Alley
 
 
Fun Facts
 

• Irish Wolfhounds are the largest dogs among all breeds (in height).

•Most dogs have pink tongues except for two...the Chow-chow and the Shar-pei. Both have black tongues.

•In 1873, The Kennel Club was established in England.

•The only barkless dog in the world is the Basenji, an African wolf dog.

•Dalmatian puppies are pure white when they are born and develop their spots as they mature and grow older.

•The Pekingese was a favorite dog of ancient Chinese royalty. They carried these small dogs along in their sleeves of their royal robes.

•German Shepherds have 225 million cell receptors in their noses, making them ideal for police work and search and rescue activities.

•Humans have 5 million cell receptors for smelling while most dog breeds exceed 100 million cell receptors.

•Saint Bernard’s were originally trained to rescue lost travelers in the Swiss Alps.

•Dachshunds were bred to fight badgers in their dens.

•The original reason behind the Poodle's "haircut" was to improve their swimming abilities as a retriever. The pom-poms were left to keep their joints warm.

•Chihuahuas are the smallest dog breed among AKC registered dogs.

•A Greyhound can reach speeds up to 45 miles per hour for short periods of time.

•Television’s original Lassie was a male dog.

•Large quantities of chocolate can be fatal to your dog, especially the type used in baking.

•Dogs curl up with their tail covering their nose to keep it warm in the winter.

•Not all dogs' eyes reflect the color green in the dark; some reflect orange or red.

•Best in Show was NOT awarded in 1923 at Westminster, nor at any other dog show in the United States that year, because the American Kennel Club put a moratorium on the judging of this prize until a uniform process and regulations could be adopted to insure that the Best in Show of each dog show was determined in the same fashion.

•The world's first ever space astronaut was a dog named Laika. The Russian Government sent Laika into space in an artificial earth satellite in 1957.

•Cerberus, a 3-headed dog of Greek mythology, was said to guard the gates to Hades (the Underworld). The only person to ever get past his guard was Heracles (or to use his Roman name, Hercules).

•The first dog show was held in England in 1859.

•Two dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic...a Pomeranian belonging to Miss Margaret Hays (in lifeboat 7) and a Pekingese belonging to Henry Sleeper Harper (in lifeboat 3).

•The Saluki breed is the oldest known breed of dogs. They were raised by ancient Egyptians as hunting dogs. Saluki is an Arabic word meaning noble one.

•1990 was the last year that a breed other than the Labrador Retriever finished 1st overall in AKC dog registrations for a single year. The Cocker Spaniel edged the Lab in 1990 by almost 10,000 dogs. Since then, the #1 spot has been all Labs.

•The term dog days of summer was coined because the hottest days of the summer in Rome coincided with the night sky when the Dog Star (Sirius) could be seen. The Romans believed the brightness of the star added to the heat of the sun.

•A dewlap is the pendulous fold of skin on the neck, like you would see on a Bloodhound.

•Did you know there is a dog museum? It's true! In St. Louis, Missouri, you will find The AKC Museum of the Dog, founded by the American Kennel Club. There are paintings, sculptures, and other works of art that are about dogs or have dogs in them. Dogs have been in artworks that date back thousands of years!

•The United States and France have the most pet dogs. Almost one in three families in these countries own a dog.

•What countries have the least amount of pet dogs? Germany and Switzerland only have one dog for every ten families. They need more dogs!

•A dog's temperature is between 100.2-102.8 degrees Fahrenheit.

•A Chihuahua is the oldest breed of dog native to North America.

•Charles Cruft, founder of the Crufts dog show in England, started his career by selling dog food.

•Contrary to popular belief, after the first year of life, a dog is equivalent to 16 human years. After two years, they are equivalent to a 24 year old, at 3 years a 30 year old, and each year after, add 5 human years to determine your dog's age.

•Dogs breathe 10-30 breaths per minute.

•It is illegal to crop your dog's ears in the UK.

•The English Romantic poet Lord Byron was so devastated upon the death of his beloved Newfoundland, whose name was Boatswain, that he had inscribed upon the dog's gravestone the following: "Beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, and all the virtues of man without his vices."

•Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates.

•The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo.

•More than 40% of pet owners talk to their pets on the phone or through an answering machine.

•Twenty-five percent of pet owners blow-dry their pet's hair after a bath.

•More than 50 percent of dog and cat owners give their pets a human name, such as Molly, Sam or Max.

•Dogs have 42 teeth, cats about 30.

•The maximum speed of a Whippet is 35 miles per hour.

•Lassie was the first animal named to the Animal Hall of Fame in 1969

•The Taco Bell dog is a female. Her name is Gidget.

•The name of Superman's dog is Krypto.

•Dog whiskers are sensitive hairs called vibrissae. They are found on the muzzle, above the eyes and below the jaws and can sense tiny changes in airflow.

• Three dogs -- an American Foxhound, a St. Bernard, and a Great Dane -- have each given birth to a litter of 23 puppies.

•Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

•In the original 101 Dalmatians movie, Pongo has 72 spots, Perdita has 68 and each of the puppies has 32.

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More Fun Facts
Polar bears are left handed.

Do you know the name of the dog from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas? His name was Max.

Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air.

Reindeer eat moss because it contains a chemical that stops their body from freezing.

Pets911 newsletter, December 1, 2006